WEEBIE HUT JRS
My first lipsynch! : D
The Love and The Fear of Sir Gawain by Kai Carpenter
does anyone else want soldier to go back to canonically being able to do shit by himself or is it just me
he’s really turning into a woob now, and i mean its cute but i just want to see him doing manly stuff again without the team having to help him out or talk him through things
like living alone in an apartment and sustaining himself
sitting around the campfire with his “war buddies” (technically alone) and then bravely jumping into a pit to retrieve weapons from a strange spacecraft— without anyone stopping him or pointing out how he’s stupid
we did get to see him living alone in merasmus’ old house, and that one was GOOD. he’s also quite good with customer service.
but i feel like canonically more and more he’s just becoming a silly tard while the other mercs are all adult and grown-up all the time
I guess if we wanna get real stupidly technical, we could say that the longer he drinks the tapwater (which he evidently does), the more woobie he’ll get. Which is amusing, but also disappointing, like you said.
So I don’t know? Maybe this last string of comics hasn’t really been his time to shine, or something. I’ll always hold the headcanon, at least, that he is a little more capable than the comics show. If only just a little, as far as the mental department goes.
I dunno man.
i just want rib-loving soldier back.
But he did lead the granny troop and kill Tom Jones without anyone stopping him : O
I tried to mimic the original comic style. Not so easy…
IT’S LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAAAAAAAINS
I LITERALLY STARTED SCREAMING ‘OH MY GOD’ AT THE COMPUTER
WHAT DID YOU DO
the music really made this-
Oh my everloving god
WAIT BECAUSE SCOUT REFERENCED THIS EVENT IN UNHAPPY RETURNS AND HE’S RED AND IN THE SMISSMAS COMIC HE WAS BLU THAT MEANS RED AND BLU ARE THE SAME RIGHT???
SO RED SPY TOOK PITY ON RED SCOUT WHEN HE MENTIONED HIS MOM BECAUSE RED SCOUT IS BLU SCOUT SO RED SCOUT MA IS BLU SCOUT MA
AND RED SOLDIER IS BLU SOLDIER SO HIM AND RED DEMO ARE STILL BUDDIES AND
I think this is because the comic takes place after MvM happened, so everyone is RED now.
It gets more mind-fucky tho when you fax factor in the meet the team videos wherein red and BLU spy were definitely separate people and the spy in the smissmas comic was BLU and the one having an affair with scouts mom was red so is the spy from the smissmas comic the same as the spy in unhappy returns and if so THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
"Goodbye frens I am gone"
"Are you kidding me? This is all we get from the latest comic?" said the person who’s yet to read it.